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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

10.06.2025 20:42

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

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ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

HELLO

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

If everyone in Russia dropped into holes in the ground only never to return, would that be good for NATO and international peacekeepers? Can we convince Russians to be less diabolical, so they coexist? Does Putin stink like doo doo in the commode?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Yes sir it is.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

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Sure no problem officer.

{RING} {RING}

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

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Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

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I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.